I'm Ready to Print Money, Patrick!
"The bot does the trading. I do the flipping. It's called multitasking, and it's my greatest achievement after getting my boating license. Wait... I still don't have that."
"The bot does the trading. I do the flipping. It's called multitasking, and it's my greatest achievement after getting my boating license. Wait... I still don't have that."
Mmm... passive income tastes like Krabby Patties
Real Trades - Real Money - Real Jellyfishing
"I haven't checked if it's making money. I trust the secret formula."
Wallet - 0xSpOnGeB0b420BiKiNiB0tT0m69"It's like money, but more fun than jellyfishing."
— SpongeBob SquarePants
BOB is a Solana meme coin inspired by SpongeBob's relentless optimism and work ethic. No VC funding, no roadmap written by Plankton — just a token backed by a real, live trading bot that actually makes money on Polymarket. Like the Krabby Patty secret formula, it just works.
SpongeBob's trading bot runs 24/7 on Polymarket, placing bets on BTC price movements every 5 minutes. It buys both sides, manages risk, and stacks profits. You can watch it work in real-time on the live dashboard above. Even Squidward is impressed (he won't admit it).
Most meme coins have nothing behind them. BOB has a transparent, verifiable trading operation. Every trade is on-chain. Every P&L number is real. The dashboard doesn't lie — and neither does SpongeBob. (Patrick might, but SpongeBob doesn't.)
— The BOB Market trading system, explained —
Every 5 minutes, Polymarket opens a new prediction market: "Will BTC go up or down?" Each market has two tokens — Up and Down — priced by live supply and demand. It's like choosing between a Krabby Patty and a Pretty Patty.
Our trading bot analyzes the odds and places positions on both sides of each 5-minute market. By buying Up and Down tokens at favorable prices, the bot locks in an edge before the market resolves. SpongeBob calls this "the spatula technique."
When the 5-minute window closes, the winning side pays out 1 USDC per share. The losing side goes to zero. The bot's profit comes from buying shares below 1 USDC and collecting the full payout on the winning side.
Every trade, every resolution, every dollar of P&L is tracked in real-time on the live dashboard above. Nothing is hidden. The wallet is public. The data is on-chain. You can verify every number yourself. Even Mr. Krabs approves.
As told by SpongeBob SquarePants at the Krusty Krab, 3:00 AM, after his 47th consecutive shift
It started with a notification on Gary's shell-phone.
In late 2025, a Polymarket wallet called MrSparklySimpsons quietly racked up +840,000 USDC in realized profit on 5.4M USDC in volume — trading nothing but 5-minute BTC prediction markets. No social media presence. No Discord alpha calls. Just relentless, mechanical execution, hundreds of trades a day, every day.
We studied the strategy. The wallet was buying both sides of every 5-minute BTC market on Polymarket — Up and Down — at prices that guaranteed a statistical edge. When the market resolved, the winning side paid 1 USDC per share. The losing side went to zero. But because the bot entered at favorable prices on both sides, the math worked out in its favor more often than not.
So we built our own version. An autonomous trading bot that runs 24/7, placing and managing positions on Polymarket's BTC prediction markets. Every trade is executed on-chain. Every dollar of P&L is tracked on a public dashboard. No black boxes. No secret formulas. Well... maybe one secret formula.
I'm a Goofy Goober... who trades crypto
Thousands of trades executed — Live 24/7 on Polymarket
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